If you've ever wondered how those amazing local craft beers magically appear at your doorstep week after week, month after month, no matter snow or lots of snow, then wonder no longer. These are the mysterious house elves working tirelessly towards your daily inebriation lubrication.
Just your basic glitter loving microbiologist.
'Beer is bae, beer is life. Getting by one Mean Girls reference at a time.'
Speaks mainly in 90s and early 00s references, mixed in with Mean Girls quotes, and guest appearances from Blink 182, Missy Elliot, N*Sync, and Old Britney Spears.
(🐕+🐈+🐈+🐈) + 🍺 = ❤️
‘I had a friend who didn’t like beer. We don’t hang out anymore.’
Can be found at or near breweries that allow furry companions, have good beer selections, and/or are close to any ethnic food restaurants.